Extensive expertise in the napping and snoozing disciplines
Succesful implementation of mouse catching in both, plush and meat-and-bones, forms.
For limited number of hours per day we offer a uniqie service of decorating your bookshelves for the perfect picture opportunity
One might think that a guard-cat is not as effective as a quard-dog, we're here to break the stereotipes!
We provide motivation services and promote guilt-driven-development by doing all the relaxing FOR and INSTEAD of you.
On a VERY rare occasion we might agree to participate in a birthday party as entertainment. We'll do it, but we won't be happy about it.